Battle Plans
Right, stuff much larger than a suitcase is being crammed in a suitcase, and it's time to review our trip schedule.
Week 1, Monday
Arrival at NY.
Suffer various indignities by the airport staff.
Go to hostel, shove stuff in there.
Seeing of the famous things that NY is famous for.
Sleep.
Week 1, Tuesday
Seeing some more famous things.
At evening, take train to New Brunswick. Friend1 (Codename 'LS') waiting there.
Week 1, Wednesday.
View some of the exciting scenery around the Somerset area.
Week 1, Thursday.
At afternoon (probably), be caught in drive-by kidnapping.
Taken to Pyoko meeting.
Week 1, Friday.
Pyoko meeting.
Week 1, Saturday.
I can't believe it's not Pyoko meeting.
Week 2, Sunday.
Are you there, God? It's more Pyoko meeting.
Week 2, Monday.
Probably go see some of Philadelphia. Take camel to Binghamton, see Friend2 (Codename 'McG').
Week 2, Tuesday.
Binghamton.
Week 2, Wednesday.
Binghamton.
Week 2, Thursday.
Binghamton. What, you expected me to spend 3 weeks in fancy hotels at the greatest cities of the USA? I don't have that sort of cash.
Week 2, Friday.
Binghamton. Kicked out of house, take bus to Detroit to see Friend3 (Codename 'SS').
Week 2, Saturday.
Outskirts of Detroit.
Week 3, Sunday.
Outskirts of Detroit. If time and money permit, take bus for SECRET LEVEL.
Week 3, Monday.
SECRET LEVEL.
Week 3, Tuesday.
SECRET LEVEL. Take bus towards Long Island to see Friend4 (Codename 'Al').
Week 3, Wednesday
Long Island.
Week 3, Thursday
Long Island.
Week 3, Friday
Run back to JFK under heavy fire, make it to airplane in skirt of time.
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